Morten-akaWP

Traumatic childhood moment #48: I always used to save my Halloween candy by putting it in the freezer. It would last for months, and I would eat a piece or two every day. I would always start with the stuff I didn't like, then move on to the candy I really liked. I would sometimes offset it by having one piece of candy from the stuff I liked, and one from the "Not so great" pile, but not very often. One year My candy had already been in the freezer for about 2 months, and I counted how many pieces I had to go before I started on the candy I liked. I had 6 pieces left! I was really excited, and my mind filled with beautiful visions of satisf